The TRUMP BUTTPLUG
The title and image say it all. Call it what you want, President ButtPlug, Trump the ButtPlug. It all fits.Like this precision ButtPlug. This comes with a highly precision ButtPlug. It's Perfect, Amazing, You will be winning so much you will cry to stop.
By several, there are a lot of Trump Buttplugs to go round.
The Putin ButtPlug
Da, we know ButtPlugs when we see them. The Putin Plug is the best. It holds up in the the brutal conditions of Siberia. It holds up to months and months of Stoli vodka. And when you die or we kill you, one will be used to shut you up.
The Putin Plug, 1 per house mandatory.
The Boris ButtPlug
And you though Brexit was a pain in the ass? Boris used this Butt-Plug to win Prime Minister of Great Britain, If you shoved one of these up the old stove pipe, what seat in the Honourable house of Commons do you think you'll get. Then again, maybe you'll stand.